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"Sometimes I want to go into bakeries with a machine gun & kill everyone in there. Then step over their bodies and eat cupcakes."- Anonymous
I sympathise!
i feel old at the 17 i am...
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=Yvan
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You're so cute.
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Sammyjo
Funky little avatar thanks to *RoseSagae!
But really, my first thought when I saw this was.....
"What the hell is he looking at over there?"
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
-Robert Frost
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`adonihs says:
*gets on my knees*
`Rahll says:
lmao stop right there
`adonihs says:
*ties my shoe*
`adonihs says:
homo
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`adonihs says:
*gets on my knees*
`Rahll says:
lmao stop right there
`adonihs says:
*ties my shoe*
`adonihs says:
homo
I am approaching towards my 50s. (
I am an aging relic now... obsolete and pushed out of the way by the new generation of 20 and 30 year olds!!
So take heed.... enjoy your 30s while you still got em pal, you will regret it later if you don't and become a Relic like me and Old Ben Kenobi...
Me and Ben...we're gonna be sitting in our creaky rocking chairs and talk about the good old days when the Republic was still around... back when we were once Jedi Knights! Now we are old and feeble and can barely lift our arms to hit each other with our walking sticks!
Erwebb... ancient Jedi
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
Albert Einstein
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:iconindigochildren: And the Indigo Revolution
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::I found my way back and I'm never leaving!!!::
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It's not that I'm cold. I just don't have pity for you.
Happy belated birthday, man!
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"Thou shalt not be a moron"
Really, if there was an 11th Commandment, that should be it.
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